I give Albert Pujols a beer bath in the clubhouse.
Now that we’ve advanced to the NLCS, what can I say? Wow. Thank you to God. Thank you Jesus. Thank you to my family, my Uncle Bobby. And thank you to the Cardinal family.
We’ve still got a lot more games to go. So right now we’re enjoying this. We’ll go to New York tomorrow. This is great. Being my second season, it’s my second time in the playoffs. And hopefully this year we can go further than we did last year. Last but not least, I want to thank the greatest fans in the world, here in St. Louis.
You know why we didn’t pack for a possible trip to San Diego? Because Albert Pujols said not to. That man was angry after yesterday’s game. And when he’s angry, we just jump on his back. And we jumped on Carp‘s back, and from there we just ride. That man predicted it. So I know I wasn’t one that was going to disobey him.
Now I get to play in New York for the first time. I’ll get to see my family and see all my friends. I’ll get to play in the city that I’ve always wanted to play in. I’ll play against them. Because I’m here with this wonderful group, this outstanding organization, the St. Louis Cardinals.